So, my boss thinks he's funny. His email begins:
This week’s Key Performance Indicator report follows:
1. I’d like to indicate that my key has been working fine all week.
2. . . .
While the rain has cooled things off nicely, I'm ready for it to stop. The dampness is a boon for the fire department on the 4th of July weekend, but it just means I'll be cutting a lot of grass. In my neighborhood, the fireworks are indistinguishable from gunfire or the sound of a car crash. I need the neighbors to set off one more M80 to really get my adrenaline going.
Speaking of adrenaline. This article really fired me up. http://www.taxfoundation.org/publications/show/542.html 40 percent of the U.S. population are outside of the federal income tax system. Of those who file tax returns, a third pay no income tax, and some of them get a refund above what they actually paid in just for having lots of babies. I know the guy who cuts my hair files no return. I know some other cash economy types who don't either. That makes those tax numbers on my pay stub cut just a little harder. I'm all for repealing the income tax, which is totally unfair, and having a national sales tax now. I was previously casually for it, but it's time for the illegals and dealers and hos and hairdressers to help out. You buy bling, you pay tax. The legit folks are getting shafted. I'm a single, white guy with no kids. I pay more in taxes than most people make period. . . and I vote!