I'm trying to doze off, but there's a nasty thunderstorm outside, and I have to be at a job interview in five hours. If I head out at 5am on a Saturday for an interview on my birthday, it had better pan out!
I received a birthday greeting from a radio station. How do they know my birthday? I got a nice card from Southwest Airlines and a free birthday burger coupon from Red Robin. I need more birthday freebies. Know of any? Can't you eat free at Denny's on your birthday?